A weird, creepy ass motherfucker that is chill but gives off a rapist vibe at the same time. He is a master at wine making, and is a professional clapper. Has know idea what he is talking about, but goes on anyways and makes himself sound like a complete dumbass. Classified as Hippy Hick.
by Dick fart420 May 30, 2018

by cartis slatt August 27, 2023

by layla1011 August 17, 2022

Keenan is the funniest fucker out there, He always knows how to make you smile when you’re feeling like shit. Little bit of a badass but in a hot way. P.S EYEBROW PIERCINGS ARE HOT
Jasmine: wow I can’t believe Keenan clark likes me! He’s so awesome!
Keenan: Want to be my girlfriend?
Keenan: Want to be my girlfriend?
by Abcdzzz1234999 September 27, 2018

by ballslslskslsl November 23, 2021

That one kid at your school who looks fat but is just big and tall. He looks chubby because he is, and everyone thinks they can beat him up, but they can’t. he could beat up that one dick named Chase. Keenan is smart and funny, but the only humor that kids find funny are inappropriate song like California girls. And people thinks he’s dumb because he doesn’t have a phone or Snapchat or TikTok. And he isn’t in the group chat either so when he asks questions on the bus they just say” shut up dumbfuck” This is because he has real parents who actually care about his safety and mind rotting from the internet. He is aloud to do some things but you know TikTok is truly bad. And Keenan is kind and compassionate. he cares about you and would risk his life for you. Finally he is shy. If you know him he’s not good friends with you because he doesn’t feel like you’re good enough friends to keep secrets. And if he disappears down the opposite side of the Hal or mysteriously walks out of the lunchroom it’s because he is hiding away in lunch bunch because no one gives a fucking shit about what he says. He has to talk to you for you to talk to him. No one ever directly speaks to him. And if you like him he’s waiting for you to approach him. Because all of the girls secretly like him but don’t tell there besties because they’ll be embarrassed.
That’s his life.
That’s his life.
by Duffin Keynarn Dagels June 6, 2023

A real one. One who is honest, the ladies says he is FINE. Chocolate skin, long hair. Love to have a good time. Very private yet has the most fun. Very blunt, great chef did I mention everyone LOVE them some Keenan. Understanding and loving. Keeps secrets. Basically an all around close to perfect person you can get. God took extra time with Keenan.
by Yo mamma November 23, 2021
