that is very Keenan of you.
by keenanhater2003 February 3, 2023
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probably a nonce, enjoys having sub par hair, will not be liked by many, and has an unhealthy attraction to underage and undersized boys and girls.
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Keenan is the human equivalent of a shrimp and his name literally means ANCIENT meaning he’s an ancient being.

The word “simp” is based off of Keenan himself.
Person 1: “Hey Keenan!”

Keenan: “I’ll be there in a sec I’m just dusting this girls shoes because she said she felt a speck of dust on her shoe.”

Person 1:” oh ok.”
by Keenans a simp May 4, 2020
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The human equivalent of a Shrimp.
The word “simp” was based off of Keenan
Wow what a simp!
Yeah that’s Keenan.
Oh ok.
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Person 1: you good keenan
Me: yea mate just adding myself the urban dictionary
Person 1: nice
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sexiest cunt you’ve ever seen fuck him if you get the chance biggest cock you will ever see
“that guy had a massive shlong
“such a keenan
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