Smartest,prettiest , sweetest , not afraid to speak her mind , an is very successful in life an can achieve all things if put her mind to it , a lot of boys admire u an u tend to get jealous at times
Kayaniel is so pretty
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Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit
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"no way is that a **kayani?!** isn't she like super loving, caring, gorgeous and smart?! she's like the perfect girl!"
"no way is that a **kayani?!** isn't she like super loving, caring, gorgeous and smart?! she's like the perfect girl!"
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he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
he's too fat to fit in the lecture hall. He consumes 7500 calories a day to fill his fat
belly (aka six pack of rolls). He has many chins that interfere and irritate his speech.
His previous work place was Halford's but sadly he got kicked out for stealing bike parts.
He's as hairy as a gorilla and is bigger in size and weight than a cow.
His volume is incredible. His proportions are 5% water, 25% grass and 70% fat
The word Saeed Kayani is defined as Fat.
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