Kingston

A tiny ass town located in bum-fuck New Hampshire. If you live here you're probably used to people asking what/where it is and having no idea how to explain.

Johnny: "Oh I live in Salem, what about you?"
Mac: "I live in Kingston"
Johnny: "Bro what the fuck is a Kingston"

by yailiveinkingston September 5, 2017

Kingstoning

Something that Kingston does.

"It's Kingstoning time."

by KlarkJar May 31, 2024

Kingston maurward

Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.

Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

KingSton

Kingston is a amazing person! He will always be there for you no matter what. He very loveable and easy to be around.

Human 1: Im feeling down..

Human 2: I was to be for I met Kingston

by AnenomesWingS January 23, 2021

Kingston

if your name is kingston, you drag nuts and you havin, you don’t gaf ab nun and especially about a hoe, you a chill ass yn and will never crash out

you seen the boy over there?

who kingston?

by 1lulfraud November 19, 2023

Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.

Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni

by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024

Kingston

He is the most beautiful man in the world. He has the prettiest face even if no one else says it. Other people might say he’s ugly but he is attractive and handsome. He has pretty dreads and a pretty face. He is just perfect

Crush of Kingston : “Hey Kingston
Kingston: “Hey gorgeous”

by 2pretty4u_ November 21, 2023