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Hot Jupiter

A " Hot Jupiter" is a ghost chili power douche during menstruation, that enables the woman to have much more excessive noctious gas, allowing

women to regulate their bowl movement and ultimately reducing bloating, and moodiness ... Additionally, allowing women to feel cleansed, more sexual, and more excitable during the primary days of a period when normally women lose their patients more frequently , and find less and less interest in anything males have to contribute to existence and the quality of a females life.
If this @$$ hat does not remove himself from my life, he's going to have to give me a Hot Jupiter. Otherwise, I am going to kick his ass into the next damn solar system.
by anonymous December 25, 2020
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Jupiter

Jupiter is the biggest planet out there that we know of which is fitting because Jupiters have to be the biggest and the best people. Jupiters will not settle for number two, they have to be on top, nonstop. Jupiters are kind yet sassy. They will be your best friend forever if you are good enough for their standards. Jupiters are also super good looking. Any girl would want to be them and any boy would like to meet them, Jupiters have a way of getting what they want. How could they not they are very deserving and perfect! They also give people a helping hand anytime it is needed. All in all, Jupiters are some of the best people you will ever meet, because, they are just Jupiter!
"Jupiter is not hanging out with anyone, I am going to go talk to her! I bet she can help me with biology!'
by Awesomegrl January 11, 2021
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Jupiter

jupiter is a bad bitch. nonbinary? perhaps the end
jupiter is so swagggy and swanky
by Everynameistaken!!!! January 23, 2021
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Jupiter 2

The spaceship featured in lost in space that the Robinsons family travels on to go to alpha centauri. It is a completely fictional spaceship shown in the GIF below. There are also many others like the Jupiter 8, 9 , 4, 6, 1 , 3 ect
Quick! Get to the Jupiter 2! Now!!!
by Liya Chante April 9, 2021
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Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
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jupitered

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt
"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"
by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024
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Jupit

Jupit her? I barely know her!
by agentsprocket October 3, 2025
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