Jim Joyce Safe

Something that is definitely not safe.

1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.

2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.

by randombufffffalo June 3, 2010

joyce middle school

salty

just salty. joyce middle school is salty.

by $alty December 31, 2016

The Marina Joyce Effect

everytime a young woman posts unorthodox or strange content online people develop some kind of hero complex and try to save them.

A: Have you seen this YouTube account? this girl looks really strange and uncomfortable, maybe something is going on!
B: No, that’s just the Marina Joyce effect...

by loolooxcx January 30, 2020

Joyces

Plural of joist is joists. Due to the similarity with the mostly girls' given name, some people dumb it down, by humour or perhaps ignorance, and say joyce/joyces.

What size steel joyces I need for my floors and ceilings? I'm using steel and masonry to build my house?

by Sir Carlton June 7, 2023

Joyced

A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.

Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced

Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.

Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.

by Wingnut55 October 1, 2022

Joyced

To be screwed or fucked over

Qantas totally joyced me.

I've been working here for 40 years and after all that they Joyced me.

by Smithers777 July 26, 2022

Joyce

Joyce is the Joy in life, she is the best person you will ever meet. She is a hard worker, funny, cute, kind and overall perfect. She is a loyal friend and also a baddie. She might seem shy but once you know her she won’t shut up. She is really smart and successful in general, she is curvy with long hair and she doesn’t give a fuck about guys. She has a goal to get to and no matter what she would keep going with no hesitation.

Joyce is such a baddie!

by Bestie2024 November 23, 2021