samantha johnstone

a girl who has cheesy fleps, a mossy bank, a wee cow and ruins her weeks every weekend

friend 1 - omg a was so drunk last night
friend 2 - fs you done a samantha johnstone

by stravenbhoys November 22, 2021

Nathan johnston

Someone who constantly is shitting his pants on command for fun

Bruh he shit his pants again he going Nathan johnston

by Nutritionbeater69 September 20, 2020

australia johnston

a black person

hey australia johnston, your black

by Mr.Hann March 12, 2020

Johnston

A cute funny guy with a sense of humour. He can be a nerd sometimes but always there to charm you. Hope you don't get jealous. You're very lucky if you're friends with him or maybe girlfriend because he will always make you happy. Go and get a johnston you guys.

johnston, hi!

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Johnstoned

When something is burnt. Originating from when employees at restaurants burn their food.

Wow that food looks Johnstoned.
Is Ryan working tonight because that’s Johnstoned.

by TomPake November 5, 2017

Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown

Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston

by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018

kameron johnston

A girl who isn't afraid to have attention ,she is energetic,pretty,and has a lot of friends.she can sometimes be over dramatic,no commen sense most of the time,and doesnt care what people say about her

Kameron johnston is unique!

by kameronj10 December 15, 2013