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Johnston

Born near the end of the 20th century, Johnston is considered by many to be the best dong drawer west of the Mississippi.
Johnston spent endless hours finishing his masterpiece, a large dong on a whiteboard.
by fu1ure January 6, 2020
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tom johnston sandwich

When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich
by hdhkckdjaksockfjiekskw February 8, 2021
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Joshua Johnston

Joshua Johnston is a blonde hair, blue-eyed beauty. He never fails to love you unconditionally. He is a definite 10/10 and amazing future husband. He is a pro at baseball and should go to the MLB. He is destined to marry a girl whose name starts with K. His relationship with God is so special and has a strange addiction to Fruit Loops. He's an amazing kisser and hugger! If you get a Joshy never ever let him go!
Joshua Johnston looks so good today! He plays baseball so well!
by Agatha hart December 7, 2021
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Johnston

A cute funny guy with a sense of humour. He can be a nerd sometimes but always there to charm you. Hope you don't get jealous. You're very lucky if you're friends with him or maybe girlfriend because he will always make you happy. Go and get a johnston you guys.
johnston, hi!
by anonymous June 1, 2023
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Christopher Johnston

A young black man with an incredibly small penis. He often paps to little loli girls and screams "WGERES THE BURN" in Pokemon showdown
Your penis so small I might just call you Christopher Johnston
by I am 18 years old June 5, 2018
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tricsha johnston

A cold hearted woman with blonde greasy hair. A sassy attitude and a bitchy voice. She wears slutty clothes and does the slut drop in class
She did the slut drop, she must be Tricsha Johnston

She wears slutty clothes, she must be Tricsha Johnston
by eatmycherryasshole March 13, 2018
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Jack Johnston

Worlds fattest rat with a bowl cut, extremely gay and will rape you if given the chance.
He is such a jack Johnston.
by Koolkid30 September 9, 2021
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