John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy

I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life

by Shira November 1, 2020

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John Cena

Is hot

John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children

by hola nino September 24, 2021

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John Cena

You can't see it.

"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."

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-A wannabe dumb bully who insists no one can see him while in reality everybody can and shakes his right hand vertically as a taunt to check his victim's sighting power.
-A person dressed up as a bowl of Fruity Pebbles according to Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"
-A part time wrestler who appears more on Total Divas than Raw and Smackdown
-A meme that died but keeps coming back

Dan: And his name is "John CEEEEEEEENAAAAA!!!"
David: "John Cena"?!! seriously? C'mon man, that's a very old joke

by Mr.Warrior December 11, 2018

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The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

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