Johannes is usually used for a dumb fuck that doesn't have a clue what is going on in the world and also a Johannes is a virgin
Johan is such a Johannes!
by PotKop September 29, 2021
Get the Johannesmug. A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
#Johannes
by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
Get the Johannesmug. Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
by ItsTheSmartOne February 24, 2017
Get the ea johannemug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Johann "Smack" Bach & Mohandas "Karachi" Gandhi; The First Juvenile Release.mug. the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
Get the Johannesmug. A femboy is a person, typically under the age of 30 years, who is biologically male. However, this person will often present himself in a very feminine manner. This behavior may be exhibited part of the time, or all of the time.
Femboys are not to be confused with ladyboys, who are a type of Asian male to female transsexual.
Femboys are also different from cross-dressers. Despite being feminine, femboys do not necessarily wear clothing designed for females, but this is very common.
The fact that one is a femboy says nothing about one's sexuality. Femboys may be straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, or of any other sexuality.
It is also not necessarily indicative of one's gender identity. A femboy may still identify as male, or he may wish to be identified as female. However, it is common for femboys to be bigender.
Femboys are very popular in gay furry pornographic art.
Femboys are not to be confused with ladyboys, who are a type of Asian male to female transsexual.
Femboys are also different from cross-dressers. Despite being feminine, femboys do not necessarily wear clothing designed for females, but this is very common.
The fact that one is a femboy says nothing about one's sexuality. Femboys may be straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, or of any other sexuality.
It is also not necessarily indicative of one's gender identity. A femboy may still identify as male, or he may wish to be identified as female. However, it is common for femboys to be bigender.
Femboys are very popular in gay furry pornographic art.
by anonymous December 29, 2022
Get the isaac johannesmug. 