Jizzy Jen

A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.

Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...

by creepa'! December 2, 2009

Jizzy Pickle

A man who secretly covets and lusts for a girl who's romantically and/or sexually involved with another man, and envies the man, for having the girl he desires for himself, is said to have a Jizzy Pickle.

Dude, stop checking out my girlfriend. Nothing's worse than having blue balls with a Jizzy Pickle.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

Jizzy Jet

Probably one of the only rap artists I can stand to listen to these days.used to only distribute music via e-mail to top fans but he's starting to become more accessible.

stan:yo you heard that new Jizzy Jet album, PKL
Kris:I can't man! I dont know anyone who gets the email, hook me up my nig!

by UltraBaller April 9, 2011

Jizzywhistle

Slang term for penis.

I am gonna shove my jizzywhistle into your percussion section.

by Atomicfreak March 16, 2012

Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle

a popular DJ duo from the 90s rave scene, Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle took the Welsh country by storm cranking out classics such as; too many sheep, udder brother and techno notice ewe.

"Jizzy Jezzle and Izzy Twizzle are so totally acid in my fridge man!!!"

by Jizzy Jezzle February 13, 2013

Jizzy Osbourne

During the process of ejaculating onto a partner's face, the subject immediately bites the head off of a bat and spits blood onto their partner.

Oliver: "She said she had never tried a Jizzy Osbourne before."

Jack: "Is that when you bite off a chicken's head and spit blood all over her as you ejaculate?"

Olive: "Nah, that's a Jizzy Cooper. This one's with a bat."

Jack: "Oh of course! What the fuck? Has she never heard of Black Sabbath?"

by srika December 5, 2013