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Jeffery

Jeffery is the other half of your brain that thinks it’s ok to be weak, to accept the laziness of modern society. He lives the more comfortable lifestyle, avoiding all challenges. He criticizes men for beginning their self-improvement journeys, and encourages them to be lazy like him. He excessively eats processed foods, jerks off to porn, and indulges in instant-gratification activities like video games, social media, and tv all day long. He fails to set goals for himself daily and strive towards them. His testosterone levels are to the lowest of the low, and his masculinity is subsiding beneath him. Everyone has a Jeffery within them, but the people with the strongest wills choose not to follow his lead.
Young Gym Bro: Man, beginning my self-improvement was the best decision I’ve ever made.

Adonis: I’m really glad you feel that way. We as men are made for more than just playing video games and watching porn.

Jeffery: *to himself* Look at those idiots. They must never enjoy their lives; working out daily, eating healthy shit, never playing video games, bunch of dumbasses.

Young Gym Bro: Yo Jeffery, you mirin brah?

Adonis: He totally is.
by ZyzzIsMyGod June 23, 2022
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Isaac Jefferis

"Yo! Remember Isaac Jefferis? He's a big billionaire now, jeez"
by Jeffman69420 April 15, 2022
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Jeffery

typically a loser with no friends, watches social media all day, has bad mental health, and doesn’t watch hamza
What a fuckin Jeffery man.
by adoonnnnissssssss June 18, 2022
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Jeffery

Jeffery is a man who takes the negative parts of life and tries to find them in a positive light. He is someone who recognizes the importance of self improvement. He’s observant of things about people who he surrounds himself with. He is someone who feels strongly about things but doesn’t let those feelings become detrimental to the vibes between everybody, he likes to protect his peace. He has strong morals and values. Jeffery always thinks he’s gonna have a headache and uses talk to text to respond on the phone, but it hardly ever works out for him, hilariously. He’s a tall fellow who knows how to throw it down in the kitchen. He drinks way too many energy drinks, but he does know some good snacks and restaurants. Overall, Jeffery is someone who is good to have around, he could teach you a thing or two.
This message is all over the place, Jeffery must be using talk to text again.
by Sugartitans December 30, 2024
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hobie Jefferied

The act of getting fucked over by someone and it ruins your whole day.
Damn Janice, my day was going so well, then I got hobie jefferied by that jerk paul
by IVIerriam-Webster November 3, 2023
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You're lucky and blessed if you have a Jeffery Ronald Antony Francias with you. He's best at singing and dancing. His dishes would leave you awestruck. He's a great chef. His partner is so much blessed. He is rare. And he has 6 pieces of dark chocolate below his chest. He is hard and hot. He acts the cutest to his close ones. After all, he is a gem.
What is Best?

Its Jeffery Ronald Antony Francias
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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