Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.

Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

Mr. Jarvis

Absolute fucking legendary ripped gigachad.
(possibly agent 47)

"HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. JARVIS"

by Gandikotologist January 30, 2022

Jarvis

Money

The person Jarvis really likes money. They know they will be a very successful person money wise. Money is the only thing on their mind.

by Nciep November 23, 2021

Jarvis

Loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, amish, nigger.

Kayla: He kicked me out again.
Jody: He's a real Jarvis.
Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger!

by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024

Jarvis

To hang out with friends; to dangle.

Hey, you guys want to Jarvis this weekend?

by Pseudogary January 25, 2021

Jarvis

Common slang term for a seagull in Newfoundland. Typically found scavenging for food and brawling with each other while doing so. - Bayman’s Collection

“Look at da Jarvis over there, saucy lookin’ ting”

by baymanscollection April 6, 2023

Lyla Jarvis

the most perfect thing ever

Nothing compares to Lyla Jarvis

by dw.111 February 27, 2024