June 17 

June 17 is the date where only the most funny, sarcastic, awesome, cool people were born!!😏💕

Oh you’re born on June 17th? Well you are the funniest, most sarcastic, awesome and cool person!!💕💕

June 17 by 𝐈𝐭𝐬.𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐳𝐳 November 12, 2019

June 15 

National ask your crush out day a day where you tell your crush how you feel

Jeb: hey Lucy you know what day it is?

Lucy: no what day it is?

Jeb: it’s June 15 so let me say I’ve had a crush on you for years

June 15 by Krabking October 17, 2019

June 1 

June 1
Likewise to a guy born on june 1 a girl born on june 1 will fucking slay u in bed. Like fucking marry her if u wanna be destroyed. Also she’s so fucking hot like has the fattest ass

I mean my girl was born on june 1 it makes sense that she gives great head

June 1 by Immortal mf May 9, 2020

June 9 

People born on this day are the most magnificent. They truly deserve the world and every good person in it because with out people born on June 9th no one would be good at sex. Even the most wholesome and beautiful are born on this day.

I was born on June 9th

June 9 by Boidonttestme December 20, 2018

June 16 

National beat up ur shortest friend day

Me: Hey Karen it’s June 16
Karen: aw shit

June 16 by jxtdjfxugcicixux November 4, 2019

June 3 

June 3rd is National Shrek Day! It’s time to unleash your inner ogre, and yell at people for being in your swamp! But be careful, because for every Shrek our there, there’ll also be a Fiona to accompany them!

Friend 1: Oh sorry, I can’t invite you over to my house on June 3
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: It’s National Shrek Day! No one’s allowed in my swamp!

June 3 by Ima bad biatch October 29, 2019

juleda 

Juleda is a lover of the arts. She is intuitive, confident, and assertive. She is funny and makes everyone laugh. Being around Juleda is never boring. She's the perfect companion and partner in crime. Juledas are friends for life.

I love hanging out with Juleda she always knows how to have a good time.

juleda by Sugarlumps Mom April 4, 2019