while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot
I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."
by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008
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by randomperson818 June 10, 2020
Get the John__Cena mug.When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!
Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!
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Get the JOHN CENA!! mug.This theory says that the empty space in between atoms happens to be tiny John Cena's. This theory can neither be real of fake. The John Cena's keep singing their theme song. It's very cool and epic.
by Eliasisnotgay October 11, 2020
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Jin: Ok dirts guessing who it is... JOHN CENA!!! *Music plays*
Sky:Hahahahah!!!! WHY IS THAT A MEME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MEME!
Spongebob: We're not talking about this or this! We're talking about JOHN CENA! *Music plays*
Me: John Cena has made history with the meme.
Friend: What's the John Cena meme?
Me: Look at this *shows friend vine*
Friend: Man now that is amazing!
Jin: Ok dirts guessing who it is... JOHN CENA!!! *Music plays*
Sky:Hahahahah!!!! WHY IS THAT A MEME, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT MEME!
Spongebob: We're not talking about this or this! We're talking about JOHN CENA! *Music plays*
Me: John Cena has made history with the meme.
Friend: What's the John Cena meme?
Me: Look at this *shows friend vine*
Friend: Man now that is amazing!
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