jb standard

It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,

1) how much Guinness he had so far &

2) what time of the night it is.

JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.

John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.

by Mathgeek. May 06, 2016

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JBS

Just Butt Stuff. Used when talking about anal related topics.

She got me really drunk and asked me. She claims it's a "test" because I make a lot of butthole jokes. SMH JBS

by GFYMITA September 02, 2020

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Jizz Blockers. Also known as glasses (or any kind of protective eyewear in general).

"Bukkake party tonight in the library; don't forget your JBs!"

by yaolinglingjiu2 December 05, 2023

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'wowww jij hebt zoveel JBS'

'wat JBS mannn'

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JBS, also known as J.B.S also known as Jailbreak Sakura is a foundation kept under a single individual within the world. However, this foundation itself is not a physical or digital organization, it is within the mental state of one's consciousness which connects to all other organisms. The only way to enter this foundation is either go beyond the state of consciousness for minimum of 5.45 seconds or be chosen by the "AKB" himself.

"The JBS.."
"You cannot, the JBS isn't something you can enter nor find."

by 101 of going beyond the sane March 27, 2024

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