invxrted

the dude who likes anal, porn, and hentai

Dude 1: Yo is that invxrted?
Dude 2: hell yeah, he can’t sign into his hentai account
Dude 1: That’s sad. Let’s go help him out!

by flopping December 6, 2020

Inverted Everest

The deepest and most cavernous pussy explored to date.

“Bro you ever been balls deep in that Inverted Everest?”
“Yeah bro i was practically Sir Patrick Von Dickdinshien mapping that puss last night.

by Sir Patrick Von Dicktinshien December 21, 2020

Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

by DanielHut April 1, 2008

Secondary Invitation

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

by OJneg May 31, 2010

rhetorical invitation

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.

I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.

by tinmandespot March 28, 2015

Self Invite

Someone who invites themselves to all social events when not initionally invited. They show up without notice and overstay their welcome. Otherwise known as a "Reece"

Damn that Reece invites himself everywhere! Such a Self Invite!

Reece turned up to my house without notice last night. CREEPY!!

by sprinkleoffairydust January 25, 2016

Toronto invite

To NOT make a polite, formal, or friendly request to (someone) to go somewhere or to do something.

( antonymous to "invite" )

I got the toronto invite to that party, I can only imagine it was a bunch of Torontonians talking over each other, so probably didn't miss much.

by pzeudonympho May 30, 2018