Mechanized Infantry

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.

Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

infantstation

What da unexpected father in da infamous "dallying doctor" joke realized dat he was faced wif when da "spaghetti" letter from Italy informed him dat his nurse had given birth to quadruplets.

In da hilarious "if Firestone made condoms" cartoon, a total infantstation is shown to be gathered on da couch.

by QuacksO0 June 16, 2025

infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!

Look at the infant heads on that one!

by Small head big boobs October 10, 2013

infantaphobia

The fear of babies.

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia, babies before the age of 1 tend to be the most feared.

by Dragón May 20, 2016

infantaphobia

The fear of babies.

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia, babies before the age of 1 tend to be the most feared.

by Dragón May 20, 2016

infantaphobia

The fear of babies.

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia, babies before the age of 1 tend to be the most feared.

by Dragón May 20, 2016

infantaphobia

The fear of babies.

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia, babies before the age of 1 tend to be the most feared.

by Dragón May 20, 2016