Imperforate Anus

When someone is born without a anus, no shit im actualy serious google it

Nurse 1 : we had a child with Imperforate Anus today
Nurse 2 : LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by BIMSface October 23, 2010

Imperia

The girl with beauty and misery. Though she seems normal on the outside, on the inside she has the heart of an angel, and the soul of a fighter.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see the new girl today?"

Guy 2: "Yeah we had a good conversation about last weeks project but she never told me her name."

Guy 3: "Must be Imperia."

by XxBojangle May 2, 2012

impertinent

Someone in need of having their panties pulled down and their bum turned a rosy red hue.

Talking back at your boyfriend when he is being nice is impertinent.

Some girls like being spanked, and are intentionally impertinent.

Impertinence towards faculty in traditional schools can have dire consequences.

by Melanie5 May 11, 2010

improper fraction

A woman who has big breasts and no ass. A woman who is large at the top and small at the bottom.

"You have 36DDs and you wear a size 4 with no ass. You are an improper fraction"

by TUNE15 September 13, 2006

Imperial Lobster

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt

"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"

by Phazan February 18, 2009

Imperialism

When a more forward nation takes over a more backward nation for land, raw materials and capital.

Imperialism... thanks for taking it all in stride Native Americans.

by StudentOfFreed December 10, 2009

Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009