1. Wanting to invite a friend to an event and having to invite his/her boyfriend/girlfriend aswel, even if you don't want the significant other there.
2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
2. Inviting somebody to an event when you desperately don't want them there in order to appear like the better person. This usually requires quite a bit of "down-playing".
1. "Arnold was standing right there when I invited Susan to my birthday, total technicality invite"
2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"
"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
2. "Why did you invite all of Rodgers friends"
"They we're all 'technicality invites', you know, so it wouldn't be awkward when they show up anyway..."
by Ansel Adams March 7, 2013
Get the Technicality invitemug. Phrase used when your mates dog it and don't invite you to a particular event, inclusive of even family dinners and all other outings ( got fucking invite is a popular variation )
Person 1: I went out to the new Thai place past night
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too
Person 2 : got invite
Person1 : it was a family thing ....
Person 2 : family thing that I didn't get invite too
by jamespiggott December 27, 2015
Get the got invitemug. A person that does one or both of these 2 things:
1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).
2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *
* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
1) turns up at an event mainly a party without getting invited by the host(s).
2) Asks the host if they can come to an event,even though it's invite only and they weren't invited in the first place. *
* this puts the host in an awkward situation where they have to say 'yes'.
Person 1 : hey isn't that Toby over there. Did you invite him?
Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs
Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?
Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
Host: yeah it is. I didn't ... Ffs
Self inviter: hey Sarah , heard about your party is it ok if I turn up?
Host: urm.... Sure I guess.
by Society_Sucks_ July 7, 2016
Get the Self Invitermug. Hym "Elon said he got invited to the island... BUT I GUESS WE WON'T HAVE KNOW IF WE DON'T GET THE LIST, WILL WE? RIGHT!? I know I've never been invited to retard sex island. AS WE ALL KNOW... The last time I was proximal at any unscrupulous sex stuff... I WAS KEPT OUT OF THE LOOP! EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THEY KNEW I WOULD EITHER SNITCH OR LEVERAGE IT OVER THEIR HEADS! Okay? Right? Be honest got invited there! Elon Musk got invited to the sex island. He's analing Amber Heard all over Johnny Depp's bed... Grimes is a fan of mine. And Elon stole my shit. He's a scat thief! He stole Amber's shit and he stole my shit! Bahahahaha! Ha! Doody thief! And even the politicians know he steals! THEY KNOW HE STEALS BUT WHAT DO THEY DO!? Hold up faggy little signs! THAT'S IT! The Democrats are holding up little paddle signs and LETTING MOLESTERS RUN RAMPANT! And the Republicans are in on it! If the Democrats know he steals... Then the Republicans ALSO know he steals... They just don't say anything about it!"
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the Invited to the islandmug. An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.
“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”
by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023
Get the glass invitationmug. exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.
Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.
Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.
Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)
by qbriel March 30, 2025
Get the mad invitemug. Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.
ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."
by SP180 December 17, 2021
Get the House Invitermug.