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California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.
That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.
by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013
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Infections

There are various cheats that will "infect" your system for a time as long as you don't go back to the dashboard or shut off the system. They can do things like aim-bots or super speed running. These are activated when you are killed by someone else who is already infected. Some can be fun, but like all cheats, some make the game unbearable and almost impossible to play like all shots are head-shots or Invincibility. These "infections" are most prominent in all the CoD's but have become less popular due to Activision actually doing something about it.
Gamer No. 1:(Playing CoDMW2) Dude I just got infected, now I got SuperSpeed!

Gamer No. 2: Man FUCK Infections. I keep getting SpawnTrapped GodDamnit!!1
by Snave Eel June 5, 2011
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yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.
you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!
by nick slammer June 16, 2008
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Infant Sorrow

Infant Sorrow is a fictional band created by Russel Brand, or Aldous Snow in the band, for the Movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshal." Also used in "Get Him to the Greek." It uses funny lyrics like "When life slips you a Jeffery, Stroke furry wall" referring to Get Him to the Greek when the main character has smoked a Jeffery and is think he has a heart attack and is told to stroke a furry wall to calm him down, which does not help.
Dude 1: Bro, you see Get Him to the Greek?!

Dude 2: Yeah dude! Awesome movie.

Dude 1: Infant Sorrow is the funniest man ever!

Dude 2: You mean Russel Brand right?

Dude 1: Yeah!
by Infiltrate Dat Ass! July 1, 2010
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infactuation

a stupid way for people to spell infatuation, which is an actual word, while infactuation is the way an idiot spells infatuation
friend 1: wow! dude paris hilton is my new infactuation.
friend 2: dude yor are an idiot the word is infatuation
by bbbbbowers October 6, 2008
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INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.
My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.
by packattack September 29, 2009
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infaction

Sir, you have an infaction in your computer
by Scam Buster April 2, 2017
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