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Impossible whopper

When you go out with a hot chick but then see her without her makeup on and she’s ugly.

Also can be known for a burger at Burger King.
by SpanishSanta420 April 20, 2020
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"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.
Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.
by nmslanon January 4, 2023
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Mission impossible

To Tell Your Friend To Look At Something Then Quickly Ejaculate On There Back In A Public Area.
Oh shit man sams wearing the shirt that I did a mission impossible on Hopefully he doesn’t find out.
by RxE454 August 1, 2023
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Impossibilities

Just when you think there is are no impossibilities in life try to suck a corn nut soft!
by Vendetta_driven_gal July 21, 2023
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Impossible

Not likely and not possible are two different things.
If you go by what is likely, you'll get discouraged to the point you start to think that things that are not impossible are impossible.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
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Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY
Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them
by dreamymimi August 9, 2024
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The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.
Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.
by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019
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