Im pregnant

2 words a man never wants to hear

GF: Baby, Im pregnant
BF: Aw HELL NAW!!!

by KC December 28, 2004

drunk IM

As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated

A drunk IM:

heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink

by emsee November 15, 2006

im pregnant

when you have unprotected sex with your partner of the opposite gender

GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA

by beenderdonedat May 03, 2009

im crying

When someone is crying tears of joy from somthing on the Internet.

You: OMFG THAT SHIT WAS TO FUNNY IM CRYING
Friend: send it to me.

by Yung.E April 01, 2016

Im balls

Basically its just a bad ass way of saying either
(1.) i could really care less
(2.) fuck off
(3.) or you just say it when you dont know what to say
(4.) yeah imma bad ass

Person 1: hey i just got new shoes u like em?
You: im balls

person 1: hey whats up
You: im balls

person 1: im pregnant
You: im balls

by Dr ladies man September 10, 2009

Im evaporating

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

by BurmySap September 22, 2020

L'chai-im

The word used in Jewish toasts, "l'" meaning "to" and "chaim" meaning "life."

Fiddler on the Roof: "To life, to life, l'chai-im, l'chaim, l'chaim to life."

Mary: L'hame everyone
Adam: No Mary, it's "l'ccchhhaim," like you've got a piece of popcorn lodged in your throat.

by L Cali November 20, 2005