real hp

The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.

There's a dragonite in Hanover Park!
NO silly thats not a Real HP Dragonite. That's a fake one.

by AboveTheFake May 28, 2018

HP

Houseparty

Float my hp ye?

by What did you say December 13, 2019

HP

Some one that has a "Hamster Penis." or a micro dick measuring 5in. And below

Man Austins girl friend sure dose love his HP.

by GO egavas VA November 18, 2022

HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black

An expensive laptop

Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?

by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024

Leo HP

Leo HP is a boy who has lots of kindness and empathy

I could not get Leo HP out my head.

by Dat Meme God September 13, 2022

HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

HP

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

by frosty12124 May 17, 2009