Hostage Smile

When someone is told to smile and it doesn't look genuine

Jacob was told to smile and it looked like a Hostage Smile

by JLozada3 January 12, 2023

Gym hostage

Not real, Started because of stupid fuck didn't hear what someone said. Gym hostage doesn't exist.
Kid who said "Gym hostage". His stupid cousins and sister are stupid and do not have enough IQ to know that Gym Hostage doesn't actually exist

What is gym hostage

by nugggetsssssssssssss August 20, 2018

Traffic Hostage

When you're stuck in a neighboring city right before the traffic rush so you just decide to wait it out for hours before returning home. There's no point attempting to navigate the traffic because it'll take the same amount of time as chilling until it's over.

Hey I'm in LA, my appointment ended. It's 3:30p in just going to sit tight til the rush is over. If I head back to Orange County it'll take 2 hours I'm just going to wait it out. I'm a traffic hostage.

Hostage life

by Maaaaaarcus December 19, 2017

hostage

A completely insane and deadly person, should be avoided at all costs

There goes hostage flippin his cheez dick on SkRuPuPuLa

by Hostage June 16, 2003

Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words

Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.

by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

by JLLee September 5, 2011