horseback riding

the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.

MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**

by p-lante December 9, 2008

Horse Cock

1. In already in a state of peril things have suddenly taken a turn for the worst.

You wake up late for a crucial job interview and you can't find your keys. "Horse cock"!

by Jack Kovack September 21, 2011

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

African Horse Cock

A gigantic cock weighing over 22 pounds

wow that man has an African Horse Cock

by yeeterthefeeter October 13, 2020

Horseback

When you’re in doggy style (standing up) with a girl who has long hair, split her hair into both hands. Then, with her arms pointing to you, grab her arms still holding her hair. Use them as reins like a horse to control her body.

Babe: What’re you gonna do to me daddy?
Guy: I’m gonna ride that ass Horseback.

by Anoymo_2179 March 6, 2020

horse cock forehead rubbing

When a male horse rubs his erection on the forehead of a human being.

Dude, iv'e been horse cock forehead rubbing all night dude.

by Shaquandah January 16, 2009

housecock boy

Black chef-midget in a gay fraternity house, (particularly of the fraternity Sigma Alpha Epsilon)

Those lucky sigs have a housecock boy who jerks them off after every meal!

by Yuengling September 26, 2003