Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

by RideTo July 5, 2011

Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005

hula hoop

When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."

Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.

by vorbs January 12, 2018

hoop la

chaos, randomness, insane

There was a massive amount of hoop la going on

by Lisa Danae' January 13, 2007

hoop juice

Anal juice, juice from the aforementioned anus.

Whoa man, get that hoop juice away from my mouth, why do you even have it on your fingers?

by Londondewd March 10, 2008

Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!

Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!

by Nola070619 March 1, 2011

Hoop Hoe

the girl always going after a basketball player

Person 1: OMG did you see Jessica with Brad this weekend?

Person 2: Yeah, she was with Chad last weekend, and they’re both on the basketball team

Person 1: Wow she’s such a Hoop Hoe

by Bob Ross’ Maid December 16, 2019