Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

by RideTo July 03, 2011

Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones June 28, 2005

hula hoop

When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."

Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.

by vorbs January 13, 2018

hoop la

chaos, randomness, insane

There was a massive amount of hoop la going on

by Lisa Danae' January 12, 2007

hoop scoop

When you pull out of your girl’s ass and feed her the shit off of the tip.

My girl skipped lunch to have sex so the least I could do is give her a Hoop Scoop

by JayAddie January 19, 2022

greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

by coopusmaximus August 04, 2012

hoop juice

Anal juice, juice from the aforementioned anus.

Whoa man, get that hoop juice away from my mouth, why do you even have it on your fingers?

by Londondewd March 08, 2008