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Hollister 

Hollister is a company also owned by Abercrombie & Fitch.
they sell high-priced clothing for no reason to pull off a "classy" and "sophisticated" look for young teens.
The company also turns your child into a complete hoebag. Preps and bottle-blonds rave about this company, because all they want to do is get fingered every night by someone new.
The whores who are stupid enough to buy this crap say that everyone else is "jealous." everybody can afford that crap, it's just that they're smart, and don't want to spend their ,oney on soemthing so stupid.
"Oh my god, that girl is wearing last month's Judy crop cami from Hollister! Let's make fun of how she isn't wearing the overpriced shit sold right now!"
Hollister by unisaurusrex September 13, 2009

hollister 

an overused, unfashinable brand, that people seem to love. The people who wear either have too much money on there chest or they have no idea what the meaning of ugly is.
hollister is store is filled with preps, populars, 6th graders wannabes, and moms who think there in highschool.
hollister by sally456+ January 29, 2010

hollister 

One of the largest manufactures of breast pumps in the USA.
Ok woman stick that little brat onto the Hollister breast pump... SUCKER!!!
hollister by big-dick-brit October 1, 2006

hollister 

A term used to describe the guys who wear polo shirts with a popped collar, have perfectly spiked hair, and look as if they've spent 2 hours in front of a mirror--basically the preppy guys of this world who think their shit don't stink. The term hollister is used just like one would use the terms hippie, freak, nerd, or slut when describing a person.
Man, he's a hollister!!!

What a hollister!

As two friends are walking past a well groomed and egotistical guy they turn to each other and exclaim, "HOLLISTER!"
hollister by HippieChick August 26, 2005

Hollister 

a dark damp place where they dont give a fuck if 11 year olds wear 40 dollar booty shorts and tube tops.
last week i went over to my younger cousins house for her 11th birthday. what i saw horrified me. in those 40 dollar Hollister booty shorts, i know i will never be the same again.

Hollister 

noun: A clothing store where gay "plastic" men, or bitchy popular girls shop. Basically a high-class Aeropostale, but more surf. Why not go inside and become deaf with blaring music, and smell the stench off cat piss fragrances?
Bob: "Dude. Isn't Hollister totally gnarly!?"
Bob2: "Dude -pauses and stares blankly- LETS GET RIPPED JEANS!"
Hollister by ?x?=? August 28, 2011

hollister 

A clothing line from the makers of Abercrombie & Fitch that targets teens that don't want to spend $60 for an Abercrombie Shirt. Clothes are usually cheaper and shoddier than Abercrombie apparel.
I brought a 20 dollar shirt from Hollister the other day! But it got torn a week later...
hollister by hua hua hua August 23, 2005