Earl Hickey Moment

Reference to the NBC show "My Name is Earl "

The main character Earl Hickey has a habit of blinking in all photos. He appears in every photo with his eyes closed.

When A person Blinks as a photo is being taken / has their eyes closed in a photo - this is an Earl Hickey Moment.

Cashier : " May I see your Drivers License?"

Customer : " Oh, it's a horrible picture , I had an Earl Hickey moment."

by TheGeneralissimo December 24, 2009

hick rich

Deeply in debt but ostentatious. Spending money on things like large trucks and boats.

He's in debt for his truck and waverunners, he's hick rich.

by Mike Gainer August 12, 2005

Hick-dickering

Screwing around, wasting time, and/or fucking the dog.

While Deano became a successful cab driver, Shelby spent all his days hick-dickering about and crying over that bitch Leah.

by Sir Francis Bacon-strips November 8, 2010

Hickey Mouse

Three hickeys that overlap in such a way that they form the shape of Mickey Mouse's head.

What is that, did you just get attacked by a vampire with a harelip?
No, its just a hickey mouse.

by Mrmcchicken July 6, 2011

hickey scarf

Scarf worn to hide a hickey.

Amy: "Why has she been wearing that scarf inside all day long?"
Sarah: "I'm sure it's just a hickey scarf."

by forserious22 April 9, 2009

Hickers

The third final stage of evolution of a species so undeniably fucking pathetic that scientists have never decided to even dream of a name for said species, but when seen in the wild, it is described as a 'walking blobfish'. The first stage of its evolution is 'Who even is that guy', who is a lonely bitch who had a tendency to eat lunch in secluded areas with faculty members and known for receiving incredible amounts of pity, but not one single fucking friend. Stage 2 is what is called a Hickster; notable results of this stage include increased confidence for no fucking reason at all, a sharp curve in the upper back, losing every fight, having no pity from teachers for getting bullied, and is a massive perv. Which brings us to the current stage, in which you may find this thing maxing bench press at every possible moment despite having a pathetic excuse for a max, continually pissing people off and apologizing, being on the LAX team and thinking he's sick, and being the single stupidest fuck in the room.

With all that being said, this is a contagious species, meaning that you may become one if you do not make smart decisions in life. Hint: you don't want to become one - your life will be so ass it's not even funny.

Hickers: *exists*
The whole world: "HICCCCKKKKKKEEEERRRRRRRRSSSSSS"

"Did you hear what Hickers was doing in english? What an idiot."

"I'm gonna kill Hicker's for touching my little sister"

"Hickers told me his parents were siblings"

by doyouknowjamiechrissygallop May 14, 2020

Hickenlooper

The choking and coughing you get when you take too big of a bong hit.

- Coined after the Governor of Colorado "John Hickenlooper"

Don't make me hickenlooper, I've got to be at work in a hour.

by Pir8skin November 10, 2012