When a child molester poses as a young child on the Internet and discoverers the child he has been talking to is in reality another child molester.
When john met up with a child from the Internet he was suprised to find a Friendly Hanson. The two became knew it was meant to be and they became best friends forever.
by DeathKnight760 August 9, 2015

by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.
by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

A minor Australian political party primarily catering to xenophobes. A source of ongoing embarrassment to the rest of the Australian population, who spend election season quietly praying for the party's prominent members to be dragged underwater by a saltwater crocodile.
I was gonna ask Kevin to be my FWB and somftycimm, but then I heard he's voting for Pauline Hanson's One nation.
I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr
I could never suck the nuts of a one nation voter, fr
by Not A Crocodile April 17, 2025

by LLPOP January 10, 2023
