Haeley

Deadass one of the hottest girls. Nice as shit. Can’t get anough of her. Fucking amazing. She’s my slime💚.

You wish u were Haeley.

by RISHI RATHNAKARAM April 5, 2019

cup handle

The deviant act of inserting your penis into your arsehole, creating the cup handle effect.
A tricky and dangerous procedure often performed by gaspers with extremely long peckers.

Spook: They found a dead pervert hanging in a wardrobe today, he had a cup handle.
Dave: That's incredible! can it be true ..or not

by bright ideas champion July 17, 2015

Trump Handle

A slang term for a vagina

Not a great person but did you see her Trump Handle?

by robwayne11 November 13, 2016

Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.

IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.

by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008

Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005

Russian Handlebar

A vicious, overly aggressive hand job perfected by the Russians during the Cold War.

Instead of giving pleasure, the equivalent of a Russian Handlebar is like sticking your penis in to a bandsaw.

Must of been a Russian Handlebar

by Pat Johnson from BTown April 30, 2011

handlebrows

Eyebrows that are large and/or burly enough to actually take hold of (in the same manner as handlebars on a bike) while you are engaging in sexual intercourse.

Shit man, that girl just got a wax yesterday and she still has handlebrows you can grab hold of while hitting it from behind!

by Lager Sanchez April 7, 2010