Noodle Humper

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

by ?M冿 May 09, 2005

Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

by PineappleJuice March 05, 2015

[Bumper] [Humper]

Someone who tailgates

I really wish this bumper humper would get off my ass!.

by Kellyonious December 25, 2008

bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 09, 2015

harry humper

when a man insists on role playing as harry styles in bed.

yeah it was great, but i didn’t realize he was a harry humper. he sang watermelon sugar the whole time and would stop giving me head to say “ELLO LUV!”

by ponyspank69 June 06, 2022

homie Humper

A girl that sleeps with all your homies.

My girl is a real homie humper. She's humped all my homies.

by Spert December 25, 2022

night humper

Someone who humps in their sleep...anything from pillows to humans....like a dog.

I can't share a bed with Ian, he's a night humper.

by sulin October 27, 2015