Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played.
Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.
The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’
No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.
Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act.
The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’
No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up.
Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
by TessCo August 12, 2022
Get the Scarlett Hoe-Hansenmug. An Emil Hansen is a quite rare species but when you see that beautiful beast, it is an amazing experience
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is a top quality pussy destroyer and at times simply to pleasure his wamens this magnificent beast .eats their pussy Which is why this creature is known in the animal kingdom as the pussy meister
The Emil Hansen is hawt and is a pro pussy eater
Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad
OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
Wow look at that beautiful Emil Hansen over there dad
OH MY GOD MAM GET THE CAMERA THAT EMIL HANSEN JUST DABBED AND SMOKED 4 JOINTS IN 0.69 SECONDS!!
by PussyMeister666 December 2, 2018
Get the Emil Hansenmug. Kaden is a super sexy looking man. He never fails to put a smile on your face. No matter what he always makes you feel like you are worth it. Kaden is a very loving man and has a very amazing heart!
by Bballplayer12345 June 1, 2023
Get the kaden Hansenmug. Bryce Hansen is a medium height tall soda bottle with a blue circular cap containing grooves and a red label with slightly dark toned circle spots
Bryce Hansen is also from the soda can brand named "Hansen's"
He is also from the amazing and popular object show named "ONE" by cheesy hfj
And said object show has a large community
Bryce Hansen is also mostly known for the community's universal agreement of him being attracted to Liam plecak.
Bryce Hansen is also from the soda can brand named "Hansen's"
He is also from the amazing and popular object show named "ONE" by cheesy hfj
And said object show has a large community
Bryce Hansen is also mostly known for the community's universal agreement of him being attracted to Liam plecak.
by Liam plecak February 17, 2024
Get the Bryce hansenmug. 
Once upon a time, in a distant and enigmatic realm known as Celestia, there existed a powerful being named Andreas Bruun Hansen. He was no ordinary ruler; he was hailed as the God Emperor, a figure of immense wisdom and strength who had ascended to a divine status.
In the celestial city of Aetheria, where the radiant spires touched the skies and ethereal beings floated gracefully through the air, Andreas Bruun Hansen reigned supreme. His rule was marked by an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity. The people of Celestia adored him, not just for his godlike abilities but also for his compassionate and just nature.
The God Emperor Andreas Bruun Hansen continued to watch over Celestia, ensuring that his realm remained a beacon of peace for generations to come. His story became a timeless legend, a parable of the enduring triumph of goodness over darkness in the fantastical tapestry of the celestial realm.
In the celestial city of Aetheria, where the radiant spires touched the skies and ethereal beings floated gracefully through the air, Andreas Bruun Hansen reigned supreme. His rule was marked by an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity. The people of Celestia adored him, not just for his godlike abilities but also for his compassionate and just nature.
The God Emperor Andreas Bruun Hansen continued to watch over Celestia, ensuring that his realm remained a beacon of peace for generations to come. His story became a timeless legend, a parable of the enduring triumph of goodness over darkness in the fantastical tapestry of the celestial realm.
by Cunix December 28, 2023
Get the Andreas Bruun Hansenmug.