Nick Hansen

You work today

I’m Nick hansening it! I’m Nick hansening it!

by Hawktuamaster October 18, 2025

Hansened

When somebody has been/is being hansened, that means that they have died and people who were never close to them when they were alive lie about being close to them when they were alive. Most of the time, the reason for people hansening is to gain popularity or becoming close to the said dead person's family or friends.

Person 1: Yo, dude, did you hear about that guy who got hansened?
Person 2: You mean Connor Murphy?
Person 1: Yeah dude, I heard that he got hansened pretty badly!

by TheTiniestSlushie November 15, 2017

Cheif Hansen

After serving 4 years JROTC
I served my country

Thank me for my service please.

I’m a Cheif Hansen, please thank me for my service.

by BillyBobButtfuck October 22, 2020

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

Kenzie hansen ugly

Impossible

Kenzie Hansen ugly that’s impossible

by Bradybomb March 10, 2019

Mr. Hansen

Cool dude, great science teacher, 10/10 would want to take a class with again.

Dude I got Mr. Hansen for science this year!

by TheReal7E September 15, 2022

Sam Hansen

This girl Sam Hansen is someone like no other. All she does is hit straight up clingers over the fence. However she’s still the best big dawwwg.

All Sam hansen does is hit clingers.

by Tooties April 23, 2019