gymnasticswhore

a girl who will try and take your man away from the girl and will do anything to hurt you and to have your man

Did you hear about that girl steph is a gymnasticswhore? everyone's talking about it.

by larua kelly January 17, 2008

Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.

Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Mental gymnastics because you'll still die

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020

Rhythmic Gymnastics

An activity (not a sport) dominated mostly by unattractive, pencil-thin eastern European girls with big foreheads. Consists mostly of juggling balls and clubs, rolling around on the floor, prancing around with a ribbon stick and tossing a rope back and forth to other unattractive, pencil-thin eastern European girls.

It's the perfect activity (not a sport) for high school color guard dorks and/or circus performers who would like to get into the Olympics.

Jacques Rogge is an effing douchebag who'd rather look at ugly girls playing with ribbons (rhythmic gymnastics)than ugly girls playing with balls. At least the ones who play with balls (softball players) have boobs.

by pity-da-foo October 16, 2008

Gymnastics

A bunch of 4 year old girls jumping around and doing crap.

Gymnastics is dumb.

by Ricky Dobby February 24, 2019

Gymnastics

A sport competed in by girls who think they are way too good for anybody else. They are always short and chunky with little to nothing in the bust area. They can do all these crazy tricks that nobody else can do, but they do it with so little grace it hardly looks good. They go past lovely lines and turn them to look like shit. They can't dance, even though they say they 'dance' in their routines. The lines the make are harsh and ugly. The gymnasts usual compare their sport to ballet, saying it is twice as hard when in reality ballet is harder, better and more beautiful, and also requires more grace, beauty, passion, dedication, disciplin, etc. To be a ballerina, you need an EXACT body shape, you must be skinny and strong, but not show too much muscle in your legs, you must be able to put up with immense amounts of pain, you must be flexible and have extreme turnout, and you need to be able to pull everything off while fooling anybody watching into thinking it is a piece of cake. To be a gymnast, you just need to have started from a young age.

Friend 1: God gymnastics is ugly.
Friend 2: I know. Isn't ballet just so much prettier and better?

by DieDieDie666 January 27, 2012

car gymnastics

To climp up the front or back of a vehicle and run across to the other side before jumping off. Quite pointless, but usually leaves some sort of damage to the owner of the car.

I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.

by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006

Mental Gymnastics

Any argument I don't understand

Person 1: The world is flat. If it were round, we'd fall off
Person 2: No. Gravity makes matter go to more matter, which is not necessarily down
Person 1: MENTAL GYMNASTICS!

by General I80 April 11, 2021