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guitar hero eyes 

when your eyes get blood shot from playing too much guitar hero. you don't have time to blink when the notes are going so fast!
-woah!!! are you stoned? your eyes are so blood shot.
-nope! i just played way too much guitar hero today thats all, so now i have guitar hero eyes.

Guitar Hero Finger

Condition which results from extensive play sessions of Guitar Hero typically over the course of a few days.
The "raw" feeling one gets on the tips of the pointer, middle, and ring finger on their left hand.
In extreme cases of Guitar Hero Finger one or a few blisters may develop.
"Man, I can't even type right now. Had a party over the weekend and I got a serious case of Guitar Hero Finger."
Guitar Hero Finger by Ebisch? April 20, 2007

Guitar Hero Syndrome 

When a person plays the air guitar to any song on the radio that is also on either Guitar Hero or Rock Band.
Dang, ever since my little bro played Guitar Hero, he has been haveing Guitar Hero Syndrome and it's getting annoying.

Guitar Hero Scenario

A Guitar Hero Scenario when two or more people, preferably a couple are having an arguement.

Then in the middle of the conversation one(normally the male) will offer to play a game of Guitar Hero.

Normally when this happens the other person will either.

A) Break Up With You
B) Leave Angrily
C) Tell You To Leave
Or
D) Play Guitar Hero(very Unlikely)

The Guitar Hero Scenario is also Related to
The Tetris Scenario
The Halo Scenario
The Wii Sports Scenario
and
The Luigi's Mansion Scenario
Diane-I Can't Beleive You Deleted Me On Facebook!

William-I Can't Beleive You Wanted To Pose For Playboy, Your Not Even Hot!!

Diane-Thats Not What Your Dad Said!

William-Wanna Play Guitar Hero?

Diane-Um No!! What A Stupid Question, I'm Going To My Mothers, I Will Pick My Stuff Up In The Morning!

William-I Think I Just Got 100% On Purple Haze On Medium, Oh Nevermind, Thats 10%

Diane-I Can't Beleive You Tried The Guitar Hero Scenario!!

Guitar Hero Syndrome 

The belief that you can do things that are demonstrated in a video game.
My brother thinks he is Batman because he played Batman: Arkham Asylum. He suffers from Guitar Hero Syndrome

Guitar Hero Herpes 

When someone plays guitar hero so much that they get blisters all over their hands that resemble herpes.
Guy 1:Yo Bro I got Five stars on Jordan on expert.
Guy 2:Ew Bro have Guitar Hero Herpes from trying so hard. How long did it take you to beat it?
Guy 1: Five months
Guy 2: Yo im not your Bro anymore your just a faggot
Guitar Hero Herpes by JaHizzle September 21, 2007