Small, round breasts of an elderly female. Like overly ripe peaches, they are soft and the skin is shriveled and wrinkled.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.
"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."
by Beer Sailor December 05, 2009
When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.
Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!
by The_Bambino_88 November 06, 2019
When you are taking a grandma to pound town and finish inside her wrinkly roast beef sandwhich puss and she's mad about it
by Angry grandma June 22, 2017
Grandma Trudy: the most beautiful, caring, generous, hard-working, bestest "eggy" maker, shoulder to cry on, ear to listen, the phone call every day to check in on u, the only red hair above the clothing racks at the mall, your mom, your grandma, your best friend, counselor, advice giver, and endless giver, foxy lady with the red lipstick and high heeled shoes.
by izzy banks February 11, 2010
An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 02, 2019
the time when you feel like you're a grandma, be lazy, feel back pains and sores, and all you wanna do is sleeping.
"It has been a month since you haven't submitted any assignment, what are you up to these days?",
"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."
"Nothing, I'm in my grandma era."
by codiexufxit February 20, 2022