Grandma Wings

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of an old woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber

She reached up for the grits and the grandma wings started to flap.

by 7will July 28, 2009

Grandma's Peaches

Small, round breasts of an elderly female. Like overly ripe peaches, they are soft and the skin is shriveled and wrinkled.

Roger always enjoyed granny porn. He couldn't get enough of Grandma's Peaches.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

Danish grandma

A pseudo-sexual act in which the male (ideally one that is vertically endowed, with large hands) straddles the female whilst stretching the scrotal epidermis over his clog wearing partner's forehead. The ideal effect is such that the female appears grandmother like, due to her new wrinkly, veiny forehead.

"My girlfriend just came home with a pair of clogs, I fear she may want to perform the Danish grandma."

by Beer Sailor December 5, 2009

On My Grandma!!

When you run out of things or people to swear upon. In other words, When you know you're lying but you already put it on God, Your Momma, Yourself, Your Soul, Your Dad, Your Gang and all you have left is your grandma. Poor Grandma, I bet you are scared of putting it on her, because you still live with her.

Bruh! Hey Bruh! I have 20 Flat Screen TV's and 3 Lamborghinis, we is Lottery world champions, on my Grandma!!

by The_Bambino_88 November 6, 2019

angry grandma

When you are taking a grandma to pound town and finish inside her wrinkly roast beef sandwhich puss and she's mad about it

Danny grandson you came in my vagina now I'm an angry grandma

by Angry grandma June 22, 2017

Grandma Trudy

Grandma Trudy: the most beautiful, caring, generous, hard-working, bestest "eggy" maker, shoulder to cry on, ear to listen, the phone call every day to check in on u, the only red hair above the clothing racks at the mall, your mom, your grandma, your best friend, counselor, advice giver, and endless giver, foxy lady with the red lipstick and high heeled shoes.

That lady was a grandma trudy.... look at that red hair and her high heeled shoes.

by izzy banks February 11, 2010

grandma tuna

Due to your grandmas age when she tries to get it on, the resulting ejaculate is congealed and lumpy liked canned tuna.

jizz ejaculate cum

My grandpa came downstairs and had grandma tuna on his face and said “she’s still got it just a little lumpy”

by TheOG18 March 7, 2019