Tube Goober

When you ejaculate into a tube sock only to then inadvertently put that same sock on later.

My parents came home early and I pulled on a tube goober!

by Regtable Spunk May 22, 2019

Goombus

Also known as a sub-species of the pelican, a goombus is a someone who is really not aesthetically beautiful at all, or even particularly intelligent, but manages to lure in numerous members of the opposite sex with goofy and floppy movements.

Also manages to find themselves at the hottest parties, without being invited; also see 'nudge'

That guy is such a goombus

by Goombus lover September 17, 2007

Goober Douche

Goober Douche: Someone highly annoying and/or stupid who is also a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about who also wears white sunglasses!

Omg Steven is such a goober douche! He thinks he is hot shit but aint shit at all!

by CrimesStopperPunk May 18, 2011

Boob Goob

The accumulation of sweat and dead skin under the boobs, particularly of large breasted women (and some men).

"Gina had to go in and shower to get rid of her boob goob after being outside all day."

by SlurzGirl July 18, 2015

gooba

a gooba is someone who is very funny and weird. many people likes this type of person. they tend to annoy some people but others are entertained with their such energy.

person 1: "haha look at that person over there, they're such a gooba."

person 2: "haha you're right. they're so funny."

by ardnaxela moslof December 18, 2017

Goober Butt

The sweaty, itchy, slimy feeling one gets in their butt after strenuous exercise such as running or any other type of aerobic activity.

Roman- "Hey Pete, you got any napkins on ya?"

Pete- "No. What for??"

Roman- "All this running is giving me serious goober butt."

Pete- "Oh, I HATE that."

by Leave the gun take the cannoli April 12, 2009

guinea, goomba, wop, dago

Italians are not white, dude

Uh, Italians are not white. They're like their own race.

by hmm April 19, 2005