the type of girl who won't pass the homework unless you threaten her with her past mistakes and reputation or unless your grandpa is dying or your brother is in the hospital. She is also a very caring person from the first time yall meet, she will give good advice on relationships but won't know any for her own. She has a great body and amazing style with a hilarious sense of humor. She lastly is someone worth keeping around.
by sharqkuisha October 23, 2019
That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
by ha ha ja ja July 12, 2022
Noun. The one honored above others. Noble warrior of the house Gonzalo, whose body is made of light. Accelerated in mind and body. One who never fails.
Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.
Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.
by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023
the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.
by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 06, 2011
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Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be
by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023