De Gnome

A De Gnome is someone who is slow, no matter what the scenario. They will repeatedly bring up the same joke several times throughout the day without realising they have already made the joke once before. Another aspect of a De Gnome is that they tend to have bad takes on certain topics, such as "the chimera ant arc is bad".
person 1: *makes joke*
person 2: *makes same joke several moments later*

person 1: LMAO ur such a De Gnome XDXDXD
by De Gnome July 07, 2021
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gnome loan

(Noun) (Runescape) A ridiculously-high-interest loan that's quickly becomes impossible to pay off, with the goal of forcing indebted servitude toward the lender.
I accidentally took out a gnome loan 14 seconds ago and now I owe them 4x the entire Runescape Economy!
by Dr Bad March 12, 2018
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swamp gnome

a rad little human who may or may not steal all your tasty vodka.

swamp gnomes enjoy rainbows, smoking too many cigarettes and frolicking in swamps and tangles made of nice things or mud.
dispite they're dishevled apperance and crazy antics, swamp gnomes make excellent companions for missions of any kind, and will totally have your nips covered.
look at that awesome little person rolling around in that filth- they are almost assuredly a swamp gnome...
by hillperson December 08, 2010
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Skater Gnome

A very comical message poster, found on the general forums of eq.crgaming.com
On the above website, he has his own section, under Popular Areas, dedicated to his posts.

His posts mainly deal with the trials and tribulations of being a level 5 monk in the online world of Everquest.

His habits include skating, eating ice cream, and annoying his brother Mike (usually unintentionally).
Skater Gnome is the rulest!!11!
by IAMSODOT March 18, 2004
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Gnome 3

A piece of shit.

A reason to switch to Xfce.

Unity's ugly step sister.
I got upgraded to Gnome 3 and decided to switch back to Windows 98
by Linuxfan December 30, 2011
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Lettuce Gnomes

Lettuce Gnomes is slang for "Letting us know." It is usually used when someone says some information that is stupid or that no one cares about.
Eyonix: The expansion is delayed until January 27
Someguy: THANX FOR LETTUCE GNOMES
by Maurina October 31, 2006
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lawn gnome

Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.
Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.
by Master Gee May 17, 2004
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