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Gasterism

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)
by EVK613 September 26, 2022
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Gaster...?
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Gasterflabberd

When you get flabbergasted so hard it combats itself
Huh would you look at tha_ DAMN BRO YOU JUST GASTERFLABBERD ME
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Gayster

A person who is straight but they make a lot of gay and sus jokes
Example: he said he would give me a blowjob what a gayster
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Gabster means something is cool
Yo that was so Gabster”
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Being so gangster that you get called a gabster and are street style for that
“Tim was so gabster street style when he robbed a Walmart super store yesterday
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