The unmistakable vibe of someone who is clumsy, goofy, and kinda intimidating in a dumb-but-lovable way. Like a Mario Goomba waddling straight at you—unbothered, ungraceful, but somehow still a threat.
by CanadianEatFresh September 6, 2025
Get the Big Goomba Energymug. 
goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.
by monopsony April 25, 2022
Get the goombamug. An absolute shit friend group that ride up on a high horse and think they're so fucking perfect. They call you a lying skank bitch and say you're a manipulative pussy even though they did things wrong too but they're too afraid to admit it.
by 6itch6itch January 23, 2021
Get the Goomba Gangmug. When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out
John: I only have 2 tickets
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
Larry: Well I asked to go first
Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas
by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020
Get the Somebody has to be the goombasmug. 1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)
Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”
by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021
Get the goomba strapmug. Goomba - Psilocybin mushrooms, also referred to as “magic mushrooms” are usually taken for spiritual purposes and to treat mental illness such as bipolar depression. The word entheogen, meaning ("the god within"), the mushrooms are revered as powerful spiritual sacraments that provide access to sacred worlds.
Homie 1: “Aye man, how’s da goomba hittin”.
Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.
Homie 2: “This goomba got me seeing and thinking things that cannot be explained with words”.
by Rat420 March 8, 2021
Get the Goombamug.