Floral Park
as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.
as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.
by Katie A. McCabe December 11, 2006
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An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.
(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?
(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!
or
"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"
(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!
or
"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"
by smittyj August 5, 2008
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Something deeply wild, primal and unbidden that one knows is bad but brings feelings of great joy or ecstacy. Often related to extra-relationship sex or glutting on chocolate while on a diet.
Something deeply wild, primal and unbidden that one knows is bad but brings feelings of great joy or ecstacy. Often related to extra-relationship sex or glutting on chocolate while on a diet.
Man: Oh, baby, I know this is wrong but I just can't get enough of you. If my girlfriend found out she'd kill me.
Woman: Yeah, this whole situation is so feralicious.
Woman: I know I should stick to my diet but eating this chocolate bar makes me feel so feralicious.
Woman: Yeah, this whole situation is so feralicious.
Woman: I know I should stick to my diet but eating this chocolate bar makes me feel so feralicious.
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by somenamethaturbandictionarywillletmeregister January 27, 2006
Get the urban foraging mug.Floral Park is one of the gratest towns to lve in. If you love to drink and get fucking high, Floral park is the place to be. All of the kids in Floral Park start driking at approximatly the age of 12, and drugs arent that far behind. Wether you drink in a buddy's yard, the streets, a party, the school bleachers, the sump, or the cove, you WILL find a place to get absolutly tanked. No doubt in my mind Floral Park kids would absolutly rape kids from any other town in drinking. Now being in college i finally realized what Floral Park has done for me, it taught me how to drink, nobody can or ver will outdrink me here in collge, all thanks to Floral Park. Greatest place on earth.
Kid 1- Wanna get drunk?
Kid 2-(slaps kid 1 across the face) is that a fucking question? We live in Floral Park...asshole
Kid 2-(slaps kid 1 across the face) is that a fucking question? We live in Floral Park...asshole
by BriCT December 12, 2007
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