Footagekhor

Person who is always trying to force the limelight on themselves, even when they have nothing to do with the relevant event

She is such a footagekhor, literally snatched the mic away at the pride event to speak for an hour as a cis-hetero girl

by Abductor July 1, 2025

Footshock

Footshock, alternatively Toeshock, is another term for podophopia (a fear of feet). This term is specifically used to describe those who've obtained this phobia via the internet and the normalization of foot fetishes, being unable to see feet the same way ever again.

"Dude, could you put some fuckin' socks on, man? I got major footshock, bro. You can thank everyone from Twitter to Discord for that shit."

by MisterrMustachio September 8, 2025

Power Footage

Accidentally kicking the power strip under your desk resulting in pure silence quickly followed by a sigh since your computer, fan, and monitors all just went dead.

I just lost a great post to a blog due to a power footage, damn I hate it when I cause my own pain!!

by corkvpn November 24, 2009

A footha fa lala

The literal definition is “A feather for Lily”, but it can be used to refer to any wholesome, sweet, or innocent gift.

I was out for a walk and saw this wildflower and it reminded me of you. So here! A footha fa lala!

by E_zap_lil_luma March 7, 2022

Security footage

If only the security footage was as good outside of EPSTEIN'S CELL! Right?

Hym "So he can release the security footage of the the contractor but the can't release the THOUSANDS OF VIDEO TAPES OF JEFFERY EPSTEIN APPARENTLY HAD ACCORDING TO PAM BONDI! Right? Jeffery Epstein had THOUSANDS of videos of minor sexual abuse and THE GOVERNMENT HAS IT RIGHT NOW... And INSTEAD OF USING THE FOOTAGE TO MAKE ARRESTS AND THEN PUBLICIZE IT SO WE CAN ALL SEE IT HAPPEN... They surround the Capitol with the national guard (leaving your kids wide open I might add) and then publicize THIS! THIS THINK I'M DOING! Instead of arresting the people on those thousands of video that THEY SAID THE HAVE they are using Jewish proxies to steal my shit. Look at that! Look at them doing that right now."

by Hym Iam September 1, 2025

C-Roll Footage

Supplemental material for a widely publicized work of fiction commonly movies that's deemed too raunchy for even the DVD/Blu-ray release. Not to confused with blooper reels, they actually tend to see light whereas these do not. <3

I'd tell you about Jennifer's Body's C-Roll Footage, but it's cursed and you might die a horrible death. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 25, 2022

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023