Floating tip

when leaving a tip, put the bills in a glass of water, cover the top with a menu or other stiff surface, then flip the glas upside down, and remove the menu from underneath the glass, resulting in a horrible situation for your waitress/waitor.

its fucked up. try getting a table near a window so when you leave, you can watch and see what the waitress does about it.

by Chaz January 5, 2005

Floating Tall Tee

n. a person of African American descent, wearing a really big shirt, often referred to as "Tall Tee".

The point at which when you happen to look outside and only see a shirt magically floating through the air. Not being able to see whos actually wearing the shirt, aka a floating tall tee.

by Punkchunkz October 16, 2008

Flotting

The act of pretending to not know what someone is talking about.

I can see that you are flotting. I know that you know what I am talking about

by WillisH October 26, 2012

Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009

floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

Flotatious

1. Having more float than the average bouyant item.

That piece of shit is more flotatious than the others.

by Allison and Bryan August 1, 2006

florting

Flirting while your drunk, a redneck, or a blonde.

"Dat der guy was dun florting with me..."

by Hamma Kuvula April 30, 2006