The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.
"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"
by Lahey jim January 6, 2022
 Get the Feucht fireworksmug.
Get the Feucht fireworksmug. 1. n. Premature ejaculation, blowing your wad unexpectedly.
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
2. v. To have a premature ejaculation.
(Once context has been established, may be shortened to "SD Fireworks" or simply "fireworks.")
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1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
1a. n. We hadn't had sex in a while so as soon as my girlfriend mounted me last night it was like San Diego Fireworks.
1b. n. My nosy bitch sister: Ashley told me what happened last night... SD Fireworks. Try rubbing one out first next time, ya wank.
2a. v. Your mom was so slutty when I fucked her that right as she pulled my boxers down, I fireworked all over her face.
2b. v. Tyler is such a virgin noob. His third period teacher, Ms. Hotness, bent down to hand back his test and he fucking fireworked in his pants at the sight of her cleavage.
by DerSizzler July 13, 2012
 Get the San Diego Fireworksmug.
Get the San Diego Fireworksmug. by Gavin_108 September 13, 2017
 Get the firework showmug.
Get the firework showmug. by Sexydimma  November 15, 2020
 Get the brown fireworksmug.
Get the brown fireworksmug. /həˈwīən/ˈfī(ə)rˌwərk/
(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
by Stopmakingparanormalactivities January 6, 2018
 Get the Hawaiian Fireworkmug.
Get the Hawaiian Fireworkmug. Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.
by Enestate October 14, 2011
 Get the free fireworksmug.
Get the free fireworksmug. Is when four in a cell hold down one man and the fifth guy slowly edges him with the tip of his ass until he explodes.
by ConCoonery March 28, 2023
 Get the Prison Fireworkmug.
Get the Prison Fireworkmug.