Something that’s my neighbors are doing on July 3 ( witch is today) IN THE SUNLIGHT GOT DAM LIKE WTF DUDE
Me: what the hell you doing
Neighbors: oh I’m lighting fireworks
Me: in daylight wow you’re an idiot
(Real conversation
Neighbors: oh I’m lighting fireworks
Me: in daylight wow you’re an idiot
(Real conversation
by Why you wanna know my name? July 03, 2021
When you jump through that fire ring in Madagascar and survive, you celebrate being a record breaker in a circus with the lemurs who’d love to move it move it!
by LikeXD31 August 15, 2021
The act of a hairy naked male buttocks pressing each cheek and anus so hard into a persons face that they see lights an spots due to the anal force pressing upon the victims eyes. While contracting pink eye.
"my manager gave me me feucht fireworks show today", "saw some crazy lights with my eyes closed. Now my eyes are itchy"
by Lahey jim January 07, 2022
When someone has illegal fireworks, they go to one location, shoot them off, then another location, shoot more off, over and over. Doing this stops the cops from catching them if they were to stay on one place.
Boy: weren’t those guys shooting fireworks down the street?
Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
Girl: yeah, but they’re up the road now, they are Nomadic Fireworking!
by Iced Liberal July 07, 2020
Where you eat your girl out while she's on her period, then proceed to ejaculate into the air, skillfully catching it in your mouth as if it were a Malteaser or other small edible object.
"Hey CJ, does your girl like it when you give her a Strawberry Firework?"
"Yeah man, gotta be careful not to hit yourself in the eye though!"
"Yeah man, gotta be careful not to hit yourself in the eye though!"
by TopNotchBloke June 03, 2017
The action of filling your used condom with hot sauce after you are finished doing the sex so that the whore cannot attempt to steal your seed. She will find an unwelcome fire down below instead of child support money.
guy 1: "Dude, did you make sure that bitch didn't get your used condom?"
drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
drake: "Oh yeah, I created a Milwaukee Firework before I left that dump."
by john fugger February 14, 2022
A Sex act that is used during 4th of july or an anniversary where the male puts an active firework covered in cum into the womans pussy to celebrate that day
by GodlerFounder August 04, 2024