I'm festively plump

The response when someone calls you fat...

Dude 1: Daym girl...why are you so fat?
Dude 2: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump

by thegirlthatkrumps December 23, 2010

festivative

To be extra festive, usually occurs during the holidays. Going all out in terms of trying for festivities.

Cynthia dressed festivative during Christmas time and she looked such adorb.

by Brochacho Kitten April 21, 2018

clown festival

Politically correct version of "clusterfuck". Used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.

This year's corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and Jason exposed himself to the executives' wives.

by wch-meister September 26, 2015

festival of handclaps

1) A series of excessive, self-congratulatory statements or actions

2) A really disorganized situation with loads of people in the way.

3) A situation involving much disorder, but those involved think that everything is going well.

1) Dave: Everyone in the office seems really happy about this award we won!

Nelly: It really is turning into a festival of handclaps.

2) Dave: Wow, where did all these people come from?! I can't find a thing!

Nelly: I'm tired of this festival of handclaps! Clap clap clap!

3) Dave: Why is everyone so chipper? That's the third client we've lost this month!

Lauren: They are acting like they're oblivious... It's a total festival of handclaps!

by Sapphires and Swingstars December 7, 2006

Festivemas

Festivemas is similar to Christmas, but just doesn't have all the religious garbage. You can still give gifts to people and be nice and all that, but you don't have to put up with those damn religious christmas songs and Jesus things.

John: Hey, what are you doing for Christmas?

Jack: Oh I don't celebrate Christmas, I celebrate Festivemas. It's like Christmas, but without all the Jesus.

John: So you still give gifts and stuff?

Jack: Yep.

by LongJohnSlivers December 22, 2013

festivation

fun events, such as a fair, festival, or circus.

Yea, they have the carnival downtown, so we're going to go enjoy the festivations.

by Rosyln Faulk December 19, 2007

Festie

Gilrs who think they are 'besties' after meeting for the first time when they are high:

"Oh my god, you are my soul mate! YOU are my festie!"

by i-m-meana fist March 19, 2017