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de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.
Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!
by Atemperman May 27, 2006
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Middle school relationships

When you decide to become close friends with someone and say you are dating at ages 11-13. You hang out awkwardly around their friend circles and if you are a hardcore relationship, you might get a kiss on the check.
"Grayden cheated on me again! He's dating Allie behind my back! Middle school relationships are the worst."
by melaniestar May 26, 2016
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Fellationship

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.
My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...
by Sillylala October 18, 2008
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public fellations

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.
The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.
by jdmc March 24, 2008
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Happily Relationshiped

Similar to 'Happily Married' however the relationshipers do not intend to change their current relationship status and are content just being boyfriend/girlfriend.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.
Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
Guy : No thanks, I'm happily relationshiped.
by DogChips July 20, 2010
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mature relationship

A relationship where you really care for someone. Where you are comfortable and can be yourself around them, yet know you can still be seductive towards them. You are only sexy for this one person. A mature relationship doesn't mean sex, but means that you trust that person enough to know they would respect your views on interactions such as that. In a mature relationship you are comfortable enough to talk about a future or what make you happy, what makes you feel good, and what you don't like without fearing judgement. A mature relationship is a mutual love shared by two people embarking on a future together.
Tom and Julia's mature relationship led them to a long life together.
by ChrysanthemumAngel December 17, 2016
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chill relationship

when you don’t want a relationship but relationship actions with someone .

(hang out , deep conversations , fuck , have care for that person , understood relationship )
He’s not my man but he’s my man

we have a chill relationship.
by ifwybf November 19, 2017
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